What would Einstein do?

In Beagle's defense, he is not doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. He's trying new variations all the time, thinking it's not the messenger, but the message that offends Patty. Either that, or he thinks that he'll eventually wear her down, which I personally think is a terrible way to get a girlfriend, but whatever. "So, why'd you marry him?" "Oh, he wouldn't leave me alone." See what I mean? The DTH co-editors at the time said this series eluded them, and asked if I could focus on more topical themes, like "why are the lights always on in Wilson Library all night long?" I nodded, then kept right on doing what I was doing.